Dear Blog,
I am very sorry for neglecting you.  Regardless of school being done, life is still kinda hectic and quite frankly, I enjoy my friends’ company more.  I still love you, though.
Love, Christine

Dear Mom,
I realize that I still have some of my apartment stuff in the living room.  Delilah seems to be really enjoying the box full of random kitchen crap.  I am doing my best to find a home for things, but I think it’ll end up getting in the way in the garage.  And my bedroom is full, there’s two of us in here.
Love, Your Favorite Daughter

My Dearest Sassy,
I am soooo happy that you finally have speakers that work and that are hooked up.  You didn’t want to let that rear one on the right side go, but we persuaded you otherwise.  My drives into and out of Chicago are now much more enjoyable with music.  And soon enough, I will have that awesome steering wheel cover knit, blocked, and keeping your steering wheel cozy.
-Your Loving Owner

To Samson and Delilah,
I realize that I am wearing my favorite black tank top.  Please stop getting your white fur all over it…it is no longer black.  Delilah, you never cuddle with me on the couch–except today.  When I am wearing this tank top.  Samson, just because I scratch your head when you are next to me does not mean I am asking you to lay on my chest and suffocate me with your 17lbs of catness.
-That Chick With the “Black” Tank Top

Comcast,
Please go suck it and then die.
Christine F., formerly of 3541 N Reta Ave

Dear Facebook,
Please stop being such a timesuck.  It’s getting kind of hard to get things done.
Christine Fiedler (Columbia College)

June,
Suck it up and be warm.  I just bought a pretty new swimsuit to lay out in the sun and I have yet to use it.  This needs to change.
Day-Glo in IL